1. California cows are not happy. Wisconsin cows are.
2. Cheese is a food group. So is beer and sausage/brats.
3. Apparently there's a football team in Wisconsin that is good or something like that. And the Bears are evil/bad.
4. A snowstorm must measure 4+ inches to be serious trouble. 1-3" is just annoying.
5. Snowboots go with EVERYTHING!!! Dress pants, dresses, jeans, sweats, everything.
6. There is nothing wrong with wearing said snowboots all day long or anywhere you go.
7. Winter is just here and there's nothing we can do about it.
8. There's no reason to not be nice to other people; you can be crabby but that's not going to help.
9. There's something wrong with Illinois. No one's certain what it is but the state is just screwy.
10. Shoveling snow in shorts or a t-shirt is perfectly acceptable.
11. No testing, prior experience, or skill is needed to obtain a driver's license.
12. Enjoy the world around you no matter the season! Be outside having fun in winter just as much as you would enjoy summer!!
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